Mystery of Skeleton Rock 41
The Mob arrives at the Palais de la D’ucar. Still singing a cannibal song.
Mob: Brains and eyeballs, throw ‘em in the pot. We got a lot of gristle to chew.
At the front gate, Officer Walleye addresses the mob as he dismounts his horse.
Walleye: Okay, everyone. Hold the ssong for a ssecond. I gotta talk on the intercom.
Walleye presses the call button on the intercom.
Intercom: [BZZT–]
A voice comes through the intercom and converses with Walleye.
Intercom: [ruffle] [ruffle] what do you hit to shut this thing u– Hello? What is it?
Walleye: Greetings, Madame. I am Offisser Walleye with the town guard. We have reasson to believe you are harboring a fugitive. May we come in?
The voice on the intercom refuses Walleye’s request.
Intercom: You may very well NOT! This is supposed to be a free kingdom, ISN’T IT? We’ll HARBOR whomever we please.
Walleye ends the conversation with a smile, as Officer Dipp wrenches the rod iron gate open with a pitchfork.
Walleye: Very well, Madame. Your funeral.
SFX: CRUNK
5 thoughts on “Mystery of Skeleton Rock 41”
Certo
Your art just gets better and better!
gamerofluck
I respect your autonomy by touching the buzzer and asking you first because you are a citizen of the kingdom but re affirm my authority as the police by entering anyway!
gñfs
just like real life!
Maxman
And you will respect mah authoritah!
waterfan2
“Come back with a warrant!”
“That’s fine, we just renamed our axe ‘the warrant,’ so we’re coming in anyway.”
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