Mystery of Skeleton Rock 41

The Mob arrives at the Palais de la D’ucar. Still singing a cannibal song. Mob: Brains and eyeballs, throw ‘em in the pot. We got a lot of gristle to chew.   At the front gate, Officer Walleye addresses the mob as he dismounts his horse. Walleye: Okay, everyone. Hold the ssong for a ssecond. I gotta talk on the intercom.   Walleye presses the call button on the intercom. Intercom: [BZZT–]   A voice comes through the intercom and converses with Walleye. Intercom: [ruffle] [ruffle] what do you hit to shut this thing u– Hello? What is it? Walleye: Greetings, Madame. I am Offisser Walleye with the town guard. We have reasson to believe you are harboring a fugitive. May we come in?   The voice on the intercom refuses Walleye’s request. Intercom: You may very well NOT! This is supposed to be a free kingdom, ISN’T IT? We’ll HARBOR whomever we please.   Walleye ends the conversation with a smile, as Officer Dipp wrenches the rod iron gate open with a pitchfork. Walleye: Very well, Madame. Your funeral. SFX: CRUNK  

Mystery of Skeleton Rock 41

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  1. I respect your autonomy by touching the buzzer and asking you first because you are a citizen of the kingdom but re affirm my authority as the police by entering anyway!

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